Resurrection of Jesus — in style!

• Out of action since October 4th, when both goals in the game were scored by him as well.
• Goals #185, #186 and #187 in Serie A, moving past Gabriel Batistuta at #8 in all time scorers chart.
• Goals #7, #8, #9 in the current Serie A season, leapfrogging past Eto’o, Trezeguet, Pato, Gilardino, Hamsik, Milito and Pazzini.
• Joint leading scorer in the current season despite missing more than month’s action by sitting out 5 games.
• 9th goal in 8 Serie A games.
• 19th goal in 13th appearance of the season (with 10 in Europa League).

Forget St Paul, forget Mary Magdalene. This is how comeback is done with a bang. This is what elevates him from mere mortals kicking the ball around. This is Totti — and no footballer has ever had a greater impact on his club than him.